Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

April 27, 2009

HAPPY MONDAY!!

I promised a 2nd giveaway back in October and I hope to have that posted in the next couple of days. Until then enjoy the following ...

Here is a portion the most recent parody by Hilary Weeks from the TOFW events for 2009. (just posted on YouTube.) There are 2 other parodies from this year which you will have to go to an event to see! HAPPY MONDAY!!!

Laundry!



In case you missed the songs from previous years...

2007 "My Favorite Things"


2008 Ultimate Mom "TO DO" List


"He Is" if you are not familar with Hilary's music.

March 17, 2009

HAPPY ST. PATTRICK's DAY!!

Ok... so I am part Irish and felt it my duty to wish everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day! Here are some corny St. Patty's day jokes for your enjoyment! Have a great day!


1. What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
2. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
3. Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
4. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

5. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
6. Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
7. Why is a river rich?

8. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
9. Knock Knock Who's there?Irish! Irish Who?Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
10. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
11. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
12. Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? ?I haven't either!
13. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
14. What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?


Answer key:
1. Paddy O'Furniture.
2. A sham rock.
3. Because they're always wearing green.

4. When it's a FRENCH fry!
5. Some poor horse is going barefoot!
6. The red ones were in the wash!
7. Because it has two banks.
8. A Jolly Green Giant.
9. Knock Knock Who's there?Irish! Irish Who?Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
10.. A sham rock.

11. He couldn't afford plane fare submitted by Berta.
12. Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? ?I haven't either!
13. He gets wet!
14. A leper con.




HOPE YOU ENJOY THE DAY!!